Category: funny


Enneagram Types as Vampires

(Not meant to be take too seriously, just a humor post)

(Also I am working on all of your moodboards and playlists, don’t worry 🙂 )

  1. Probably a “vegetarian,” refuses to turn anyone without discussing it first, is a vampire slayer and doesn’t see the irony.
  2. Turns their friends when they get sick, use their inhuman strength to help out all the time, blood urges? What blood urges?
  3. Busy trying to manipulate the economy, wins every sports match and doesn’t consider that people might get suspicious, probably actually sparkles.
  4. Tells literally everyone they’re a vampire, fully embraces the dark aesthetic, “omg it’s not twilight!!”
  5. Always turning into mist or a bat, can disprove every vampire myth, doesn’t eat anything ‘cause it’s not like they’re gonna die :/
  6. Constantly trying to find other vampires, thinks some branch of the government is investigating them, sometimes worries about sunlight at night.
  7. Thinks everyone looks delicious, living the classic vampire romance novels, tried going out in sunlight once just to see what would happen.
  8. Slays vampire slayers, will stand outside during the day just to prove a point, currently organizing a vampire-rights campaign.
  9. Worries about being discovered, can never bring themselves to bite anyone, will definitely eat your human food to avoid making a scene.


Lol. That’s be great!!!


If YOU eat someone, it is acceptable because they are “gingerbread treats,” but when I DO IT I am “a vampiric horror.”

I cry foul!


there are 3 types of persons



Based off a stupid thing I found on Facebook related to a zombie apocalypse.. 


headcanon: one of the things lestat did upon emerging in the 80s was lick batteries in an attempt to figure out what they were


Lestat: *is drunk*

Lestat: *looks at mirror*

Bro you look JUST like me.

Armand: you’re an idiot, you know that right?



More vampires.