Lol. That’s be great!!!
If YOU eat someone, it is acceptable because they are “gingerbread treats,” but when I DO IT I am “a vampiric horror.”
I cry foul!
Based off a stupid thing I found on Facebook related to a zombie apocalypse..
headcanon: one of the things lestat did upon emerging in the 80s was lick batteries in an attempt to figure out what they were
Lestat: *is drunk*
Lestat: *looks at mirror*
Bro you look JUST like me.
Armand: you’re an idiot, you know that right?