It is said that blood is thicker than water. It is what joins us, binds us… curses us.
Enneagram Types as Vampires
(Not meant to be take too seriously, just a humor post)
(Also I am working on all of your moodboards and playlists, don’t worry 🙂 )
- Probably a “vegetarian,” refuses to turn anyone without discussing it first, is a vampire slayer and doesn’t see the irony.
- Turns their friends when they get sick, use their inhuman strength to help out all the time, blood urges? What blood urges?
- Busy trying to manipulate the economy, wins every sports match and doesn’t consider that people might get suspicious, probably actually sparkles.
- Tells literally everyone they’re a vampire, fully embraces the dark aesthetic, “omg it’s not twilight!!”
- Always turning into mist or a bat, can disprove every vampire myth, doesn’t eat anything ‘cause it’s not like they’re gonna die :/
- Constantly trying to find other vampires, thinks some branch of the government is investigating them, sometimes worries about sunlight at night.
- Thinks everyone looks delicious, living the classic vampire romance novels, tried going out in sunlight once just to see what would happen.
- Slays vampire slayers, will stand outside during the day just to prove a point, currently organizing a vampire-rights campaign.
- Worries about being discovered, can never bring themselves to bite anyone, will definitely eat your human food to avoid making a scene.